1. baby: m....m...m
    2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
    3. baby: m...m...
    4. baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

  2. poodlepunk:

    BREAKING NEWSteenage girls have shoulders and sometimes feel confident about their appearance 

    (via mightyandmello)


  3. imnotcoolimhaute:


    no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom


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  4. x70s-headx:

    The whole “women against feminism” thing is honestly ridiculous. Just because you don’t feel oppressed doesn’t mean that oppression isn’t all around you. I know I’m late, but happy #womensequalityday. We’ve come a long way, but we still have a long way to go. #feminism

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  5. panicacidide:

    Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

    (via mightyandmello)


  6. capitalistpropaganda:

    "what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

    (Source: walmarts, via mightyandmello)


  7. imthedad:

    I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

    (Source: kamikaze95, via mightyandmello)

  8. lookingfortheman:

    Awwwww I really wish this…


  9. sup-london:

    "remember that time when yo-"


    and then yo-


    (Source: sup-london, via tyleroakley)