1. procrastinatingislife:

    danetabooty:

    discoboob:

    gnumblr:

    Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

    ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒธ

    ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†˜โค๏ธ

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    ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜บ๏ธ

     

    1. me: but it's 2 AM
    2. stomach: did i fucking stutter
     

  2. therealhamster:

    touching yourself after a long vacation

    image

    (via tyleroakley)

     
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  4. meladoodle:

    me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

    (Source: meladoodle, via rj4gui4r)

     

  5. decertatio:

    werewolfnl:

    frostingpeetaswounds:

    prince-of-mametown:

    dreamerofderse:

    "Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

    โ€..and homophobicโ€

    "andย sexist"

    "and claim to be none of these things"

    "theyโ€™re just joking"

    (via mightyandmello)

     

  6. fruitplayer:

    I Brought My Instrument Home To Practice But I Didnโ€™t Even Open The Case - An autobiography

    (via mightyandmello)

     

  7. buckbarrow:

    do you ever have second-hand obsessions

    like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it youโ€™re like โ€œYES THIS THINGโ€ but youโ€™re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

    (via mightyandmello)

     

  8. frowl:

    i am three years behind in my math homework

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  9. "Nash Grier??? More like Nash Queer ~~"
    — Wyatt (Stephen Hawking)